I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize