got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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