Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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