so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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