I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
either way he was missing a nipple.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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