Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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