VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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