Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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