All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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