You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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