So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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