he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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