i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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