Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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