Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
even my farts smell like vagina
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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