I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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