Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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