Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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