On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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