I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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