Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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what are you doing with your life
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Enjoy the penises
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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