Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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