Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Drake has all the answers
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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