32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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