Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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