i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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