So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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