Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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