You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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