A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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