there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
kristin has been a bad kristin
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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