College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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