That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We talked him into tasing himself.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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