Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Success! We fucked roommates!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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