i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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