GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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