So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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