drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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