Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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