I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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