My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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