oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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