come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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