What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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