I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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