Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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