I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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