You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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