hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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