So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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